9 Things That Are Easier for Some Men Than Taking Off Your Bra




Because certain guys just really struggle. Like, really struggle.
Some things are cloaked in obscurity. Take, for example, the Loch Ness monster, Stonehenge…and why some dudes just can't figure out how to unhook a woman's bra, no matter how much practice they have. These are mysteries we may never solve.
In fact, we've rounded up a list of nine things that seem easier for most dudes than getting your boobs out of bra jail:
1. Meeting Your Parents
Making small talk with the Mr. and Mrs.? Easy-peasy. Unhooking your bra? CHALLENGE.
2. Running a Marathon
He'd have a more relaxed time clocking 26.2 miles than releasing the three prongs on your strapless number.
3. Auditioning for The Voice
So he has stage fright? Belting it out in front of Mr. Behati Prinsloo would be less difficult than unhooking that thing.
4. Winning in Fantasy Football
Getting all the best draft picks and winning all the money is significantly easier than releasing you from your brassiere.
5. Giving You an Orgasm
The Big O: less elusive than that thing on your chest.
6. Talking About His Feelings
Compared to unclasping your lingerie, he'd GLADLY discuss his emotions 'til dawn!
7. Fully Following the Plot Line on Scandal
The crazy drama surrounding Olivia and company is admittedly hard to keep straight. Know what's harder? That racerback number you have on.
8. Dueling Voldemort
With the amount of flailing and huffing going on back there, he may as well be fighting back against a Killing Curse from He Who Must Not Be Named.
9. Putting the Bra On
What's simpler for a guy than unhooking your bra? Hooking a bra.

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