Have You Tried Making love With Your AirPods On, Yet?

Let's Talk About This 'AirPod-Aided Shagging'

Yup, its a thing. People are doing it without taking off their AirPods. And it seems they're having the best shagging of their lives. Giggity!

The intersection of tech and shagging has always given birth to the most absurd trends. There are shagging toys you won't believe exist, and there are people like Leonardo DiCaprio who apparently have like to make love while listening to music on their earphones and vaping at the same time.

But Leo is not responsible for this latest weird millennial AirPod aided shagging trend. It's just a wide range of innocent people who seem to walk into a s3xual encounter and forget to take off their AirPods.

What I don't get is this: how much of a hurry can you be in to not have the time to just take off your AirPods and put them on the nightstand? Passionate shagging is great and all, but wouldn't you look weird if you just jumped into the sack and went about your business with those AirPods sticking out of your ears.

The other weird part is that these people sound as if they are adept at keeping them on throughout the act. I mean, wouldn't they just fall off at some point of time? If one does fall off, which is inevitable, would you stop in the middle of everything and look for the missing AirPod? I don't think anyone would like an expensive AirPod to go rogue and end up stuck in the wrong place (unless you're into that kind of thing).

Also, what exactly does one listen to on their AirPods while making love? An important podcast you don't want to miss out on? Trippy music that you want to sync up your moves with? Nature sounds to make things feel like you're having a romp in the great outdoors? The endless choice in this area boggles the mind.

On that note, would you ask your partner to wait do you can put on your AirPods and find the perfect track to listen to for the act? Sounds like a mood killer for the unassuming partner.

Hey, maybe your partner's into it too, right?. So, do you share your AirPods or use separate pairs? Do you choose to play the same track? Or does your partner play O Saaki Saaki while you have Morbid Angel banging onto your eardrums?

Seriously, the possibilities are endless. And hilarious. So much so that I suspect it's a clever marketing ploy by Apple just to prove how 'user friendly' their AirPods are.

But jokes apart, listening to music while making love does have its advantages. And no you don't need AirPods or any other device plugged into your ears. Plain good old speakers would do just fine.

However, the pleasure music adds to shagging could help understand this new fad of AirPod-aided shagging. Music is known to enhance the s3xual experience and can have a profound effect on shagging in many ways.

Music and shagging have always been close companions. Like shagging, music had such a powerful effect on the human brain that it often transports you into a different mental space.

Listening to music floods the brain with dopamine, also known as the pleasure hormone. Music can also heighten some other signs of arousal, such as heart rate, breathing rate, and that tingling sensation on your skin.

Music is also a movement-inducing medium. It gets you moving on the dance floor, and it can have the same effect between the sheets as well. A faster beat can motivate you to take your performance a notch higher. In fact, sometimes the music doesn't let you even realize that you're tired.

Another desirable effect music has on shagging-havers is that it narrows down their attention to the physical and emotional act of shagging itself. It cuts out negative feelings and other distractions, including the distraction caused by fatigue during shagging.

So, if you want to stick to the good old shagging playlist, please do so by all means. And if you want to bring your AirPods into the equation, go right ahead.

Just make sure you have the consent of your partner, unless you want to come across as a lunatic psychopath!