8 Orgasmic Pieces of Shagging Furniture and How to Use Them



The only time buying new furniture is actually fun.
Shagging furniture may sound kinda squicky but, damn, it can do secret magic things for your shagging life. Especially the latest versions with—yes!—spots to mount a sexy toy. If you have the extra storage, here’s how to use your pervy household items. (You *could * use an off-duty shagging wedge as extra seating for guests, but just...no.)
1The Thigh‘s the LimitSlide your bum to the edge of the wedge and prepare for the ~extremely~ directed internal stimulation and deep penetration that awaits you. Your wedgie friend also positions you perfectly for oral if your partner wants to play with a new angle.2Pillow TalkAdd an extra dimension of motion with a firm pillow with a curved bottom. But instead of just using it to elevate your hips like the Normals do, flip it over and use it as an X-rated see-saw to rock your bodies (like, literally) during missionary.                3                     The SpeedbumpIf you want to elevate your self-love pillow humping, a fully f*ckable pillow with a mount to hold a dildo or vibe allows you to hump away hands-free. Mount it like the boss or lie on your side and wrap your legs around it like the trouble-free lover it is. Let a lover IRL watch or keep your pillow lovin’ to yourself—your f*ck pillow, your rules. And when the pillow’s off duty, it easily passes as a regular old pillow.4The Pinned Up PrincessFor a BDSM edge that’s still actually kinda comfy, try a pillow with spots to attach wrist or ankle cuffs. Amp up the anticipation with a position facing away from your partner so you can’t see them. What’'s coming your way next—Mouth? Hands? Toy? Some big ol’ D? You’ll have to wait to find out.                5                      The Oh. My. Dog.Doggy is good, but doggy while you straddle a firm cylindrical cushion? At least three 😍 and seven 🔥 emojis. Grind away on top and enjoy a fully supported ride that won’t tire out your arms. You get all the glorious deep thrusting, plus you get to, like, have an orgasm too.                6                  The Dream Come TruePenetration and a Magic Wand at the same time? Yes, please! Straddle a positioning cushion with a built-in mount for your favorite toy. The cushion elevates your hips for deeper thrusts while you get a full-power buzzfest. And yeah, it’s machine washable, JIC you were wondering.7The Rock and BlowYou give your best oral if you’re really into it—and that’s *so* gonna happen if you’re simultaneously positioned atop a rocking toy equipped with a vibrating toy. Seat your partner’s lucky ass at the edge of the bed and kneel before them atop your sexy hobby horse thing. Rock, suck, lick, repeat.                8                          The PopperGift your partner with a cushion that has a built-in mount for them. (Yep, they can put a Fleshlight in there). They can thank you by going down on you while making sweet love to their new pillow-thing. No one quits till you finish though.

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